Job offer I would not respond to:
"Wanted--Priest to portray a Hindu Goddess by sitting atop a fifty-foot pole that will be paraded through the streets for hours while devotees and onlookers throw bananas. Own costume needed. Flower garland supplied. Not liable for injuries sustained."
But this guy apparently did. I don't know what he was thinking when he accepted, and by the look on his face here, I'd say he's wondering the same thing.
And if you're wondering, Yes, I did toss a banana. No, I didn't hit the priest.