Dear Mosquito on the inside of my mozzi net,

Thank you for making me get up and turn on my light to find you, alerting me to the fact that there was also a nasty jumping spider on the inside of my net. I might have phantom bug bites tonight, but at least I won't wake up with new, real ones in the morning. I do have the suspicion (based on forensic and physical evidence) that you bit me last night, however, which I do not appreciate.


Itchily,
Libby